"Grandpa, I Can Hear The Ocean From Here"

"Grandpa,
man, you
got gigantic
Ilocano
nostrils yah?"
"Whoa now
Missy! First
of all, Ilocanos
don't have
the patent on
gi-normous
nostrils. You
ever heard
of Patrick
Ewing and
Jimmy Durante?"
"Jimmy Who?"
"Exactly...second of all, big nostrils helps me breathe easier than
others do. Plus it's a good place for me to hide stuff."
"Hide stuff like what? Boogers?"
"And big nostrils helps hold my sunglasses up. Never thought of
stuff like that, do you?"
"Grandpa, is that your medula oblangada I see there?"