Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Why Didn't You Say So?

"Grandpa,
can you
tell your
wife to
give me
some milk?"
"Sorry my
baby girl,
she's all
dried up...
her days of
lactation
are over...
the heffer's
retired...
the well's
dry and the
bucket is
empty...
the milk
dispenser
no longer
dispenses."
"Grandpa,
all I wanted
was a glass
of milk, yo."

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