Sometimes She Make Da Kine She-She Pamps

"Grandpa,
what are
these things
that are on
this bush?"
"Well my
little pork
hash, it's a
blackberry
and in the
summer,
they get
so much
blackberry bushes everywhere
that's full of blackberry. But you
gotta remember to only pick up
the fruit that's up high, OK?"
"How come, old Gray Haired Grandpa?"
"Cuz the dogs might she-she on the stuff
near the bottom."
"How come dogs do that? So shame yah?"
"Yah, too bad they're not civilized like us yah?
Now keep still while I change your pampers."