Monday, August 6, 2007

Grandpa, What is Cho Cho Lips?

"Grandpa,
what is
cho cho lips?"
"Well little
girl, cho cho
lips would be
abnormally
large lips,
think of Mick
Jagger or
Bubba Gump.
Someone with
cho cho lips
would prolly
say that they had voluptuous lips...but no....it's cho cho."
"Is Uncle Damian and Aunty Janelle's lips cho cho?"
"No little girl, they're just faux cho cho. You might say
that they're perpetratin' their cho. But you know, some
people have their lips injected with silicone or something to
make their lips more cho cho. How you like dem apples?"
"Grandpa, are those people mental?"
"No, I would characterize them as retarded."

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