OK...So You're Both Retarded

"Grandpa,
why do we
water the
plants?"
"Because
my little
inquisitive
bumblebee,
we water
the plants
so that
they won't
die...they
need water
cuz they're
thirsty...
they need
water so
that the
chlorophyl
coagulates
with the
phosphates
and stuff...
they need
water so
that the
shampoo
don't get
all caked
up in the
leaves...
they need
water so
they can
wash and
scrub all
inside their
nooks and
crannies...
have you
ever smelled
a plant that
was all pilau?"
"Grandma....what? Is Grandpa retarded?"
"Well if I say no, then I look retarded. But
if I say yes, then you'll wonder why I married him."