For Just 5?...No Way You Knucklehead!

"Here little
girl, let me
tell you a
joke while
I blowdry
your hair.
Once upon
a time this
guy was in
a double
outhouse
with his
friend the
farmer.
So he sees
the farmer
throw a 20
dollar bill
down the
doodoo
place. So
he asks,
'How come
you threw
20 bucks
down the
hole?' And
then the
farmer said,
"Well, I dropped a 5 dollar bill there a second earlier
and I was thinking, 'I'm not gonna stick my hand down
there for only 5 bucks.'"