That's Right...She's 1/8 Ilocano....BaBAM!

"Grandpa,
am I an
Ilocano?"
"Well my
little Book
book, you
are 1/8 cuz
your mom
is 1/4 and
your old
gray haired
monkee is
1/2."
"What does
that mean Grandpa? Am I only 1/8 cool as these
local girls? Check em out with their YSL, de la Renta,
and JC Penne'. Every color of a rainbow is displayed
right cheeyah. Every Manong in the house is like, 'Hey!
Can you be a penpal for my cousin in Batac?"
"Yah, well Aunty Apolonia used to dance for Prince, and
all the Bungcayaos are straight-up Ilocos G's. So you got
a lot to live up to my little granddaughter. Just remember
FBI isn't just a Law Enforcement Agency...it's....something
or another...I can't think of anything clever to say."