"Grandpa, am I gonna be able to play the guitar?""Oh yes my little mother-of-pearl inlay. I guarantee it."
"What makes you so sure, old man?"
"Well cuz of 3 things: 1) You love music.
2) You're surrounded by people who love music.
3) Your people eat dogs.
"I'm sorry old man, what's the connection between my
playing the guitar and our people eating dogs?"
"There's no connection, numbers 1 and 2 is all that's
required. Number 3 is just added bonus points.
It's like I can drive a car cuz I got a license and
I got a car. Our people eating dogs is a bonus to
my driving a car. You see the connection?"
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