Ri-Sick-ulous

"Grandpa, what
is this black
stuff that keeps
following me
around?"
"It's a shadow
my little cherry
tomato. It's cool
cuz it keeps you
cool. If you stay
in it, you won't
get hot and
sweat like a pig.
Because you're
a bookbook, you
will eventually
use an umbrella
even when it's
not raining.
Bookbooks are
Shade Experts.
Older books are
careful not to
get dark but
younger books
don't give a
rip."
"Grandpa, isn't
that ridiculous? I mean isn't it ridiculous to use an
umbrella when it's not raining?"
"I prefer to use the word - Risickulous."