Let Me Demonstrate Something....

"Grandpa,
can you
show me
what is a
Heimlich?"
"Sure my
little POG,
let's say
that your
loved one
is choking
on a piece
of Dah-Ing,
all you gots
to do is grab
around her epiphalagottis and
quickly jerk upward with a 'Take
-That-You-Swine!' motion. If that's
not possible, then jerk upward with
several thrusts in a 'Get Thee Out of there!
motion.' Eventually, after a period of
time, a piece of something will eventually
fly out. That is what a 'Heimlich' is all about."
"Wow Grandpa, you're just like a doctor."
"Yes.....many people think that."