That Was the Grand Prize You Knucklehead!

"Grandpa, did you ever hit the jackpot?"
"Well my little chubbawumpa, one time I put 2 quarters in a
newspaper machine, and it pumped out like 2 bucks in coins
and the newspaper too....I guess that was like hitting a jackpot."
"Wrong Grandpa, you hit the jackpot 6 times."
"How's that, my little honey-glazed macadamia nut?"
"Well, when you married Grandma, that was one jackpot. And
then when you had your 5 kids, that makes 6 total jackpots."
"And what about when you were born? What was that?"