Crap, Crap, and Double Crap

Aunty Mahina
is gesturing to
my little slice
of custard pie.
She's saying,
"OK Namaile,
you see that
TV over there.
It can be your
friend. You
must watch
good shows
like, 'Dog the
Bounty Hunter'
and 'Pimp my
Ride' and 'Rachel Ray the Freak is Gonna Burn Something'
and 'Oakland Raiders on MNF' and K Dramas. If you watch
crap, it's like eating crap...got it?"
"Um....Aunty Mahina....what about News and stuff like that?"
"Crap"
"Um...Aunty Mahina....what about sports other than Raiders?"
"Crap"
"Um...Aunty Mahina...what about anything with Hasslehoff?"
"Double Crap"