Well....Do They?

"Grandpa, is
there anything
that you can't
stand?"
"Yes, my little
choo-choo...
I can't stand
it when some
people apply
analogies in a
wrong way."
"Why not
Grandpa?"
"Cuz, why
should I wipe
my butt when
I'm only going to
doo doo again
tomorrow?"
"Grandpa,
are you sure
that analogy fits your argument?"
"Well little girl, does a chicken have lips?"