Once Upon a Time.....

"Grandpa,
can you tell
me a story?"
"Ok, little
girl....Once
upon a time
there was a
handsome
prince and
he married
a beautiful
princess,
and when
they were
dating, she
always
massaged
his tired
neck and
shoulders,
but after
they got
married, she stopped cuz
she only like to go shopping for candles and knicknacks and
potpourri and crap. She was also busy eating chocolates. The end."
"Grandpa, do I know the beautiful princess?"
"Oh yes you do."
"Grandma, do you know this story?"
"Yah, the prince wasn't that handsome."
"Grandpa, how come your stories always junk kine?"