Q and A with Grandpa

"Grandpa, do
we come from
storks?"
"No little girl,
but I'll eat one."
"Grandpa, how
can you tell if
a turtle is a
boy or a girl?"
"Hmmm, let
me eat one
and I'll let
you know."
"Grandpa, can
elephants fly?"
"No but if it
could, after it
lands, I'll eat
it for lunch."
"Grandpa, how
can you eat a
whole elephant?"
"One bite at a time little girl."
"Grandpa, is there such thing as a unicorn?"
"No, but if there was, I'll eat one. I like mine with a light sauce."