Grandpa Jerry from Olongapo

"Hi Namaile
I'm your
Grandpa
Jerry Galla.
I used to
know your
Grandpa
when he was
in high school
back in the
late 80's..."
"Hi, Grandpa
Jerry. Dude,
you're super
clean. How do
you do it?"
"Well little
girl, I like to
use my fore
finger. You
know what I
mean? My
pointer.."
"Wow, most
people use
their pinky
yah? How
come none of
your fingernails
is longer than the other? Aren't you a bookbook?"
"No, I'm from Olongapo."