Monday, July 16, 2007

Uncle Ira

Here's my
little apo
with Uncle
Troy and
Uncle Ira.
"What are
you trippin'
on little
girl?"
"I'm lookin'
at the mole
on Uncle
Ira's neck.
Grandpa,
how come
bookbooks
sometimes
have moles
with hairs
growing out
of it? Why
don't your
people pull
'em out?"
"Well first
of all little
cinnabon,
I think the
reason they
no pull 'em
out is cuz it looks cool, very native and ethnic.
There's nothing more attractive than a mole
with hair sticking out of it. Especially if an Aunty
has one. Nothing says, "I'm a bookbook" like a
mole with hair sticking out of it.
Secondly, that's not "YOUR people". It's OUR people."
"Oh yah Grandpa, true dat."

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