No Way....No Stinkin' Way

Here's a
conversation
that never
took place
back in
1977.....
"Hey brah,
what do
you think
about selling
coffee? I
mean, not
for no 25
or 30 cents.
I mean for
like 4 bucks?"
"What brah?
You crazy or
what? Are
you telling
me that some
idiot is gonna
pay 4 bucks
for a coffee?"
"Yah brah, but check it out....we're gonna put whipped cream
in it...and different flavors....and we'll say it's from Kenya or
Zimbabwe...das right....people will pay 4 bucks for that...
And you know what? We can sell cookies too...for $1.50 each.
And then, you can go tip the barista 1 buck for making you
the 4 dollar coffee...We should do it brah.... you like do it or what?"
"You crazy. Next thing you know, you're gonna tell me we
should sell water."