Stevie

"Hey little
girl, have
you seen
Stevie
Wonder's
piano?"
"No,
Grandpa
I haven't."
"Yah, well
he hasn't
either."
"Hey little
girl, do
you know
why Stevie
Wonder's
leg was
all wet?"
"No
Grandpa,
why?"
"Cuz his dog couldn't see either."
"Grandpa, are you sure it's OK to say that kine stuff?"
"You're right little girl. That's not nice kine stuff to say...
It's not fun to make jokes about stuff like that...I'm glad
that you're sensitive to people and compassionate about
their problems. It's best not to make fun of people...
Sooo......what do you call a Bookbook walking a dog?"
"I don't know Grandpa...what?"
"A vegetarian."