She's Just Like Her Grandma

"Grandpa, you're
really old yeah?"
"How did you
know my little
stick of butter?"
"Cuz you got all
those wrinkles
around your
eyes. And you
got those 'age'
spots on your
cheeks too. So
I guess you're
really old yah?"
"Well let me
think about it...
you just turned
one year old, so
I'm 49 years
older than you.
I guess that's
pretty old."
"Grandpa, are you so old that you're gonna die pretty soon?"
"That's funny, your mom asked me that a long time ago
when she was a small girl. And I'm still alive so....I guess
I'll try to stick around until at least you get married and
have a baby."
"Anyway, I was just wondering cuz if you do croak, can
I have some of your stuff?"