It Only Gets Worse From Here

This is where
it begins....
First you
start playing
with a wallet
and then
next thing
you're taking
the cash,
and then
you borrow
the card,
and then
you get mom
or dad to
cosign for you and then payments are missed and then
mom and dad's credit rating goes down and then the
bank comes and confiscates everything and then the
power company shuts off your electricity and then
the hospital comes to collect your kidneys and you're
not even dead yet....
but it all begins here....checking out daddy's wallet.
How does Grandpa know? Don't ask.