Fred and Ginger

"Grandpa,
what will I
do if a boy
wants to
dance with
me?"
"Well little
girl, first of
all you have
to tell 'em
no, cuz boys
are full of
cooties."
"Grandpa,
what is
cooties?"
"Well little
girl, cooties
is bad. They
make you
crazy."
"So then,
Grandpa,
what should
I say to them
when they
ask me to
dance?"
"Well, you
can do what
a lot of other
girls do...
they dance
with each
other. It's
okay if they
do that cuz
people know
they just
wanna dance
and they don't
really wanna
any guys to
hassle 'em.
So don't dance
with no guys
okay?"

"Grandpa,
what if I just
dance with
you?"
"Yah, I like
that...your
Grandpa will
dance with
you anytime."