"Not Really That Funny, Old Man"

Why do I
do this? I
like to get
a scoop or
a spoonful
of something
and then
pretend like
I'm gonna
put it in
her mouth,
but I make
a U-turn
and then
stick the
stuff in my
mouth. And
then she
looks at me
like, "What
da deelio
Old man?"
And then I
get another
spoonful but this time I put the stuff in her mouth.
In this case, it's Salu-Salu Grill's famouse cantalope
drink. So now she's happy, then I do the routine
again. Get a spoonful, pretend like I'm gonna put it
in her mouth, and then I actually slurp it. I guess
it's funny...
"Namaile, is that funny or what?"