"Your Daddy's Home"

"Grandpa,
check it out
....your wife
is reading a
story to me
....it's funny
....it's about
a little girl
who's with
her grand
mother and
they're
listening to
the Jackson
Five and
the camera
pans out to
a freezing
lake and it
shows some
pictures of
some crazy
people who
graduated
from high
school and
later on it
zooms in on
the most craziest of them all, zooms in so much that
it eventually becomes blurry....and then the camera
goes into a dark room where there is a fern leaf in a
wet wet place that eventually gets sucked into a vacuum
of death and destruction until it exists no more....."
"Most people call that 'vacuum of death' a toilet."