
how cold is
it right now
in Seattle?"
"Well my
little snow-
flake, it's
colder than
the Hawaii
Football
team."
"Ho dats
ice cold..."
"It's so cold
right now that the lake
froze and
the ducks
are running
around on
the ice...the
other day
a dog was
chasing the
ducks on the
ice."
"Grandpa,
if you had a
choice of
having a pet duck or a pet dog...which one would you choose?"
"Little girl, how many times I gotta tell you ... it's not nice to
play with your food."
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Open the door....I'm freezing."
"Open the door, I'm freezing who?"
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