Getting Her Dance On...While Keeping Pants On

"Grandpa,
why does
music make
me wanna
dance?"
"Well my
little spicy
tuna roll,
it makes
you wanna
dance cuz
you've got
good music.
If you're
gonna listen
to crap, then
the dance
muscles just
won't feel it.
You have to
make the
dance muscles
happy. It all
starts with
good bass and
drums. Then
you gotta have
some volume.
You ever notice that you could listen to a song in the car,
and the volume is soft....then the dance muscles don't get it.
But if you listen to the same song at home with a good stereo
and the bass is pumping... next thing you know, your head is
nodding and your butt starts twitching. If your butt starts
twitching right after you had a couple of bean burritos...
watch out....that's not your dance muscles...but that's another
blog. Anyway...it's funny how important volume is. So, bilang
repaso, you need 1. The right cut and 2. Volume.
But don't forget to wear a belt if you got one....and make sure
your dance partner isn't too old cuz she might pass out."