"Hey Old Filipino man,What's the deelio with
graduations anyway?"
"Well my little crack
seed....Graduations is
cool cuz it means that
you passed a bunch of
tests and you did a lot
of homework and you
had to take a bunch of
classes taught by some
knuckleheads with a
bunch of classmates
who put tater tots in
their pockets and
occasionally pop a few
when they'd get
hungry...and
now you are
done with all
of that and
you get to
party like
it's 1999."
"Did mom and
Grandma and
Great Gramma
graduate too?"
"Yes, however
my little sky-
flake, some of
them grad at
Radford. But
no worry cuz
your Grandpa
went grad at
Barbizon...so
it's all good."
"What's up
with the leis?"
"Well my dim
sum, leis are
cool cuz you
put em on
and all of a
sudden, you
are Hawaii.
When your
Aunty Candace
went grad, her
leis was over
her head and
on both arms,
but here in
the mainland,
4 is plenty."
"And what's
up with the
cap and gown?"
"Well the cap
is to cover the
head and the
gown is to
cover your
puka pants."
"What about
Oceanside
pier? This is
a small class
yeah?"
"Yepperdoodles,
my little daikon.
Look like about
25 kids. Well,
the funny thing
is like it's a home
school/charter school and your aunty Mahina used to go
to school just once a week and do most of her schoolwork
at home. So these people are like, "Who are you?" and
"It's been nice using your cubicle"....hi-larry-us."
"And what's up with all the yelling? Is this really
necessary?"
2 comments:
ew why'd you post that video of me walking
-aw man im crying so hard cause im proud of her most memorable moment being that she took math. wutinda... LOLOLOLOL.
-and she might open her own business of saving lives.
-and oh man whyd they throw their hats cause now its like mixed up.
-and UGHHH ITS TOO LATE FOR US TO SEND US CRAZY STUFF UGH WE FAILED.
-and what are those kids doing with their arms in the air.
-and oh man i wish i was there crycrycrycry.
-and oh and how come there are drums lol.
-and love.
-and radford!
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