sohard to take a family
picture? It's hard to
get everybody to
smile at the same
time yeah? Why does
it always happen that
way?...like this picture
here...everybody is
smiling except me."
"Well my little pork
and bean...the reason
is because your old
jacked-up Grandpa
don't got Photoshop.
Otherwise, I would've
had everybody smile,
removed all the gray
from my hair, all of
the wrinkles on my
face, and all of the unwanted fat tissue around my jowls."
"Grandpa, how about Grandma's propensity to shop
for unneccesary crap? Does Photoshop fix that too?"
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