"Grandpa,do these
glasses give
me X-Ray
vision so I
can see all
of your fat,
unwanted,
male flab
tissue?"
"Hey, stop
looking at
my cellulite.
No...it can't
do that, my little Yuckytori."
"Grandpa, can these glasses give me the power to shoot
powerful laser beams so I can shoot Grandma's credit cards?"
"No, my little ginger chicken, those glasses can't do that."
"Grandpa, can these glasses enable me to see the future,
a time where Grandma is returning something she purchased
a week ago, but now she realizes that it really was useless?"
"No my little ahi poke, dem glasses can't do that."
"So, then what do these glasses do?"
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