"Grandpa!""Yes my little
Haole girl."
"What are
things that you
can do to cake?"
"By the Doo of
Herman, you
have so much
to learn. Ok...
check it out...
first you must
not ever touch
a cake."
"You mean
like how my
Aunty Mahina
is touching it
now?"
"Yes, and the
next thing you
need to know is
that you must
never lay your
hand flat on top
of the cake."
"You mean like
how Aunty is
doing it now?"
"Yes my little
noticer of things.
And now the
most important
thing is not ever
ever put cake
icing on your
mouth like cheap
lipstick and then
pose like retarded
models."
"What if I just
put a little black
icing as a lip liner with no icing on the inside? What about
that you old Ilocano and Visayan orangatang?"
"You can only do that if you wear a black bra under a white
blouse and gigantically big hoop earrings. Only then is that acceptable."
"Grandpa, are you making fun of a certain ethnic group that
is predominant in the San Diego area?"
3 comments:
Hii Bro. Guilao! Great talk &mentioning Weezer was probably aimed towards Sushane...? haha! B) Kikita tayo sa kombensiyon! ( I hope that was right. ;X )
aww so nice that cake!!!! at least hinalani got to play with her cake. and use it like some old nana's lipstick [JK!] haha i didnt even get to eat all of my cake. but it was aight. half of it was still alive at the bungcayao's. ok byyye uncle roy. hope you remember me :D haha
That's not Hina's hand, it's Aunty Candice touching the frosting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3lwdjlHKg4
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