"Grandpa,how does it
feel to be a
grandparent?
What I mean
is you really
are ancient
aren't you?"
"Being old
kinda sucks.
For one thing
...I am a Lolo
which is okay
for bookbooks
but in Hawaii
'Lolo' means
crazy. That's
not cool. And
besides that,
it's a hassle
when people
ask me if my
butt got big,
and I gotta
tell 'em, 'No,
it's Depends'."
"That's cool
Grandpa....
I'm feelin'
you."
"But the cool
thing is that
nobody cards me anymore. They're like, 'Yeah, he's
old... buy all the beer you want. And don't forget the
Depends.'"
"Anything else good about being old, you old fart you?"
"Yes there is one more thing my little skyflake....
when you're old you gets to have grandkids."
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