Whatever

"Grandpa,
check it out
...I'm at this
cool park
thingy and
it's cool."
"Yeah.....
whatever."
"Grandpa,
you old and
retarded
orangatang,
what does
it mean if
somebody says, 'Whatever'?"
"Um.... when somebody says 'whatever'... it could either
mean they're bored with you or they think you're mental
or they are retarded or they don't understand you or they
it doesn't matter to them, they could go either way or they
don't have an intelligent answer to your question."
"I still don't know what that means."
"Okay.... ask me something."
"Grandpa, nowadays you eat oatmeal every morning...and
when you were a small kid, Lola made you oatmeal every
morning... but between the ages of 18 and 52 you ate anykine
crap, like donuts and bacon and butter and chicharon and
Cap'n Crunch and fried fat and ice cream and fried ice cream
and garlic fried rice with salty Tuyo and 2 fried eggs....
so my question is: What's up with that scenario?"
"Ummm..........whatever."
"OOooooooohhhhhhhhhhh........I get it now."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg