Baby Aunty

"Grandpa,
did you hear
about the
66 year old
British lady?
She's hapai."
"Are you
thinking
what I'm
thinking?"
"Yup yup...
So how old
is Grammy
anyway?"
"Well my little triscuit, she says that she's 39."
"Well, if she's 39...that means that she was only
9 when my mommy was born."
"Great beard of Jebadiah! Another miracle!"
"Grandpa, if Grammy has a baby, she'll be younger
than me...but I gotta call her Aunty."
"Yeah, you can call her Baby Aunty."
"Yeah .... Grandpa, is Aunty Mahina gonna babysit
Baby Aunty all the time? Can I babysit Baby Aunty too?"
"Baby Aunty? Ha Ha Ha.....that's funny..............or is it?"

(..................to be continued..........................)