"You Never Give Me Your Money"

"Grandpa, do you
think anybody over
the age of 50 should
ever say the phrase
"funky fresh"?"
"Ummmm...nope."
"Grandpa, do you
think that the judges
on American Idol is
significantly dumber
than the judges on
Dancing With the
Stars'?"
"Ummm...yup
significantly."
"Grandpa, when
Lauren Hill says,
'What....what...' do
you think that she
sounds stupid?"
"Ummm...yup, but
not as stupid as when
Lil John screams,
'Yeeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'."
"Grandpa, when gas costs $1.81 a gallon and just
3 months ago it was $4.50 a gallon, is that stupid?"
"How about some Beatles?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNLmXyxrXBA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xJlkrI3DLA