Just Say It Loud With Conviction

"Grandpa, is it possible to say something crazy and believe it's true?"
"Oh yeah, your Grandma does it all the time."
"Grandpa, does it really become true?"
"The answer to that is NOOOOO."
"How does she do it?"
"Some people think that if you just say it loud and with conviction,
not only is it NOT crazy but it's actually true......... wanna try it?"
"OK Grandpa......."HEY, THESE SUNGLASSES FIT ME JUST RIGHT!"
"Good... now try another one...pretend that you're a Raider Fan."
"OK Grandpa......"THE RAIDERS ARE THE GREATEST NFL TEAM!"
"Wow...you really are good at this....
Now pretend that you're Grandma and you just bought some crap."
"OK Grandpa....."I JUST BOUGHT SOME GOOD AND USEFUL STUFF
AND IT WASN'T ON SALE BUT IT WAS STILL REALLY CHEAP AND
I'M NEVER GONNA RETURN IT CUZ IT'S REALLY GOOD STUFF!"
"Now you're starting to scare me."