"Dogs....Food....Same Thing"

"Namaile,
there's a
few rules
I gotta let
you know
about food
...first of all
...food is for
eating...you
shouldn't
kiss your
food...
also, it's not
a good idea
to become
too attached
to your food
...that means
you prolly
shouldn't be
hugging your
food. What
might happen
is that one
day you're
hugging or
kissing your
food...and
next thing you know, it's on a plate with an apple in it's mouth.
And you're gonna be like, 'Hey, what happened to Fluffy?'
Um...Fluffy's got an apple in it's mouth, that's what happened."
"Grandpa, are you talking about food or are you talking
about dogs?"