Sleepy Music for Namaile

"Grandpa,
I'm really
tired now.
I wonder
if we can
listen to
some nice
mellow
music so
I can get
all relaxed
and stuff.
I'm not
really sure
what to listen to. You got any Yanni?"
"Nope...we ain't got no stinkin' Yanni."
"Grandpa, how about some Michael Boobla-Gay?"
"Nope.,..we ain't got no stinkin' Michael Boobla-Gay."
"Grandpa, how about some Conor Oberst?"
"What? You wanna sleep or you wanna die?"
"Ok Grandpa....then...how about some 'Smooth Jazz'?"
"Oh...you mean Smooth Crap? No, we ain't got no Smooth Crap."
"OK Grandpa...how about some Ann Wilson from Heart?"
"Ann Wilson from Heart? Oh I see, you want Ann Wilson
to scare you to sleep."