Uncle Damian's Ear Thing

She's just
1 hour old
in this
picture.
But you
see that
thing in
her uncle's
ear? It's
his phone.
So he's
like,
"You're

so beautiful. I'm gonna buy you all kinds of stuff.
Whatever you want, you just tell me. I'm gonna
take you everywhere too. Where you wanna go?
C'mon, let's go right now"
And Namaile says, "I wanna go to Disneyland."
Then uncle says, "What? No little girl, I wasn't talking
to you. I was talking to somebody else on my ear thing."
I hate people with ear things.