Not Brown Enough

One day
she saw
this lady
walk into
a tanning
salon.
"Where's
that lady
going?"
she says.
"She's
gonna
get a
stinkin'
tan", I
tell her.
She looks
at me and
says, "You
telling me
she's
gonna
pay the
store to
make her
brown?
That's
mental."
Oh really.
Well, what
do we
have here?
My little
Namaile's
getting a
stinkin'
tan.
Is that
mental too?
Oh, that's
right....I forgot.
She's a genius.