She Looks Good in any Color

She got these

pajamas on

and I tell

her, "Hey

Namaile!

I like your

PJs. Can I

borrow em?"

She's like,

"Uh, ummm,

hmm." She's

stalling.

So I say, "I like em cuz they're purple". But she's like, "What?

Purple? These are lilac." How you like them apples? She can

tell the difference between purple and lilac. I felt really dumb.

So to make me feel better, she tells me a funny. She says, "Did

you see the movie 'Constipation'? " I said no. Then she says,

" That's right, it didn't come out yet."

Genius

BBB out