Napping on Uncle Andrew

When a baby
is napping on
your stomach,
it's like when
a cat is napping
on your stomach.
Same thing.
You just gotta
wait till they
wake up.
It don't matter
if there's an
earthquake.
It don't matter
if there's a fire.
It don't matter
if someone says,
"Hey, Celine Dion is at the front door. She wants
to know if she can come in the house and sing."
Wait a minute......did somebody say "CELINE DION?"
Here, hold this, I gotta answer the door.