Her First Words

Let me tell

you how

smart she

is. She

wasn't

even born

yet and

she's

talking.

I was just

fooling

around

when

Moani was

pregnant.

I started

talking to her

fat belly. I said,

"Anybody in here?"

"Helloooooo, anybody home?"

And then I hear Namaile say,

"Hey you knuckleheads! Get me outta here! If you don't

get me outta here RIGHT NOW, I'm gonna go postal on

your butt. Gonna go postal on all of your butts."

Uh-oh. She's gonna be just like grandma.