Her First Cel Phone

Here's a pic

of her when

she was 2

months old.

She got her

first cel phone

and she's

showing off.

So now she

has to select

a phone ring.

It's a T-Mobile

phone and she

doesn't like the T-Mobile jingle.

So next we try the Mexican Hat dance. "No, I don't like that one."

Then next we try HELLO MOTO. "No, that's stupid", she says.

Then we try Snaggle. "No, that sounds gay."

Then we try Interlude. "No, that sounds like a computer on crack."

So finally I download Celine Dion's "Theme for Titanic".

"OK, put that one on my cel phone."

A couple minutes later, her cel phone goes off.

So she picks it up and throws it out the car.

I said, "Hey what'd you do that for?"

She says, "I hate Celine Dion".

Genius