6 Pounds 2.2 Ounces

She cracks

me up. I

remember

when I

took this

picture,

she was,

"What?

6.2 lbs.?

Hey, is

this

calibrated

correctly? Are you putting your hand on it? This thing isn't

level. It works better if it's on a level floor. Is there carpet

under this thing? If it is, you gotta subtract a couple ounces.

Did you scrub off all of the cheese on my body? That's a few

ounces. C'mon, give me a break. I know I'm under 6 pounds."