Grandpa Gil

Namaile is only 1/8
Ilocano. But Grandpa
Gil is an FBI. That's
what Filipinos call
Full Blooded Ilocano.
When he was dating
his wife Lisa, he'd
say stuff like,
"My Lob por you is
more strong dan dee
bull-doe-sir."
"My Lob por you is
more long dan deee
tele-pone why air".
"Ip you marry me, I like.
I um de lobber boy prom Ilocos,
I will geeb you kalamungay and pinakbet."
NOOOOOOoooooooooooooo............