Black Dress, Red Hat, the Girl's a Timebomb

The other day

she calls me

and says,

"Grandpa,

guess what?

I got a new

hat and it's

cool cuz it

matches your

eyes." So

I look at

it and I say,

"Hey, it's

red with

white fluffy

stuff on it."

So she says,

"Yah, deal with it Old Man!"

Well that seemed pretty harsh.

But then I look again and it's

just a little girl wearing pampers.

............yeah.................

A little girl with an IQ of 224.

She's a timebomb.