Old and Retarded Joke

"Grandpa, check
out this bookbook
couple."
"Yeah, that's your
Uncle AB and your
Aunty Crystal. Her
Maria Clara dress
is cool...I always
would high-five her
shoulders."
"What about Uncle
AB's shirt?"
"That's a barong
tagalog. It's super
thin, so you gotta
wear a t-shirt under
it...otherwise people
can see all of your
blackheads on your
back pimples."
"Nice."
"They're cute cuz
they're gonna get
married next year."
"Grandpa, why do people get married?"
"Cuz they're retarded. Listen little girl....
first you get the engagement ring...
then you get the wedding ring...
after that comes the suffering."
"Grandpa, that joke is just like you...old and retarded."