NEE HOW!!! YEE HAW!!! Git along Chinese Dogies!

"Grandpa,
check out
da Chinese
boyz. They
wearing
dresses."
"Yeah.....
ummmm
actually,
those are
not really
dresses.
It's just
costume
time....so
YeeeHaw!"
"Nee how!"
"Nee how!
Yee Haw!"
"Nee How!
YEE HOW!"
"Shay Shay!
NEE HOW!!!"
"I gotta go Shay Shay!"
"Grandpa, isn't Grammy Thelma half Chinese?"
"Yup...you know what that means....she'd only eat half a cat."