Facebook Bookbook

"Grandpa, is it
ok when people
generalize?"
"Well my little
bowl of steel cut
oatmeal, what if
you see a barrel
of fuji apples, and
you find out that
they're all sweet,
but then buried
in there is a red
bell pepper, how
sweet is that?"
"Grandpa, that
analogy doesn't
make sense. Are
you mental?"
"Ok, how's this
one...Facebook is
so full of books
that it should be
called Facebookbook."
"Grandpa, it's all of you old people that's ruining Facebook.
Now I gotta find another place to network and kill time by
doing quizzes like, 'What kind of knucklehead are you?'.
Why do all of you old people gotta ruin young people's stuff?"
"Looks like you got this generalizing stuff down, little girl."