Moani Scam

"Grandpa,
how pathetic
is my mom?"
"Well, she's
so pathetic
she would
look for only
people who
had a bag
of goodies
and then she
would shove
you into their
face and they
would fall in
love with you
and give you
all of their
goodies...you
really scored
big time..."
"Grandpa, I
don't know if
that sounds
right."
"That's not
all...your mom
would make
you say
"Thank You" in their language. So you'd say Domo to the Japanese.
Shay Shay to the Pakes...and Com Som ni da to the Koreans and
then you'd score even more stuff. It was a giant Moani Scam."
"Grandpa, where did my mom learn this stuff?"
"Thelma."